North Korea doesn’t need to spend this kind of money on a weather satellite. Go to weather.com.
U.S. National Security Council spokesman Tommy Vietor, responding to North Korea’s claim that they merely intend to put a weather satellite in orbit with its rocket launch.  (via officialssay)

….. sure


collegehumor:

10 Things Rick Santorum Has Time to Do Now That He’s Quit

1. Sew the sleeves back on his sweaters.
2. Start a rebuttal campaign against Dan Savage to make “savage” mean “fierce, uncivilized, or rude.” Buy a dictionary. Declare himself successful.
3. Unclench a few muscles, maybe.
4. Finally send Rick Perry that ambiguously flirty email that’s been in his drafts since last June.
5. Pull a series of “Parent Trap”-style pranks to get Church and State back together.

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Hahaaaa

collegehumor:

10 Things Rick Santorum Has Time to Do Now That He’s Quit

1. Sew the sleeves back on his sweaters.

2. Start a rebuttal campaign against Dan Savage to make “savage” mean “fierce, uncivilized, or rude.” Buy a dictionary. Declare himself successful.

3. Unclench a few muscles, maybe.

4. Finally send Rick Perry that ambiguously flirty email that’s been in his drafts since last June.

5. Pull a series of “Parent Trap”-style pranks to get Church and State back together.

Keep Reading

Hahaaaa


wellthatsadorable:

I’m off to bed and I wouldn’t mind if I never wake up, because if this is the last thing I see before I die, that ain’t so bad.




HahaaaaaThank god tootsie only brings me her toy hedge hog

Hahaaaaa
Thank god tootsie only brings me her toy hedge hog

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GO RED SOX!

GO RED SOX!


Adam Levine And Anne V No Longer Dating

twism:

Adam Levine and his model girlfriend Anne V have called it quits. Anne’s released a statement to People which reads “Adam and I have decided to separate in an amicable and supportive manner. We still love and respect each other as friends. I wish him all the best,”. Well, Adam is known to not stick with a woman for too long, so this isn’t a surprise, but still, he and Anne have been together for two years. Shame that they threw all that away!

GOOD. Now we can get married ;)


cashcats:

all black everything

cashcats:

all black everything


gublernation:

i’m so far behind the curve i’m actually ahead of the curve.

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