North Korea doesn’t need to spend this kind of money on a weather satellite. Go to weather.com.
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10 Things Rick Santorum Has Time to Do Now That He’s Quit
1. Sew the sleeves back on his sweaters.
2. Start a rebuttal campaign against Dan Savage to make “savage” mean “fierce, uncivilized, or rude.” Buy a dictionary. Declare himself successful.
3. Unclench a few muscles, maybe.
4. Finally send Rick Perry that ambiguously flirty email that’s been in his drafts since last June.
5. Pull a series of “Parent Trap”-style pranks to get Church and State back together.
Hahaaaa
I’m off to bed and I wouldn’t mind if I never wake up, because if this is the last thing I see before I die, that ain’t so bad.
happy easter 2
I don’t know if I would eat chocolate that’s so obviously made in the late 80’s.
I wish I got this for Easter….
Hahaaaaa
Thank god tootsie only brings me her toy hedge hog
(via hannahnicklas)
GO RED SOX!
Adam Levine and his model girlfriend Anne V have called it quits. Anne’s released a statement to People which reads “Adam and I have decided to separate in an amicable and supportive manner. We still love and respect each other as friends. I wish him all the best,”. Well, Adam is known to not stick with a woman for too long, so this isn’t a surprise, but still, he and Anne have been together for two years. Shame that they threw all that away!
GOOD. Now we can get married ;)
all black everything
i’m so far behind the curve i’m actually ahead of the curve.
